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Katatawanan II


Here's another sample of pinoy jokes online.

 Use the following words in a sentence:

 Schooling
(phone rings).....Hello? Who SCHOOLING? (Who's Calling)
Affect
Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring. (A Fake)
Adieu
If you are ADIEU, the Arabs will kill you. (A Jew)
Decanter
You can order that medicine over DECANTER. (The Counter)
Deletion
The balat of DELETION is crispy. (The Lechon)
Despise
Who baked all DESPISE? (These Pies)
Different and Differential
I am looking for DIFFERENT of this boy to get DIFFERENTIAL consent so he can go to the picnic. (The Parent and The Parental)
Chicken Not Bread
If I put a bag over my wife's head then Chee kennot bread!" (She Cannot Breathe)
Persuading
The newly married couple will celebrate their PERSUADING anniversary next year. (First Wedding)
Deposit
When washing my hands, I always turn on DEPOSIT. (The Faucet)
Deficit
Before going into the pool, I always check how DEFICIT. (Deep Is It)
Protestant
I always get my apples and saging at the PROTESTANT. (Fruit Stand)
Devastation
I wait for the bus at devastation. (The Bus Station)
Analyze and Anatomy
My ANALYZE over the ocean, so bring back my ANATOMY. (Ana Lies and Ana To Me)
Masturbation
Many 3rd world countries are suffering from MASTURBATION. (Mass Starvation)
Tenacious
Before playing tennis I have to put on my TENACIOUS. (Tennis Shoes)
Deduct, Defense, Defeat andDetail
DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE. DEFEAT first, DETAIL last. (The duck, the fence, the feet and the tail)
Associate
I looked in the toilet and ASSOCIATE. (I saw shit)
Dinuguan
I tried turning on the TV, but it DINUGUAN. (Did Not Go On)
Penis
Before you play outside, PENIS your homework. (Finish)
Uno, Dos, Tres
UNO! DOS TRES are on fire!(Oh no! Those trees)
Cadet
CADET ko si Maria noong isang gabi. Ngayon, ikaw naman ang CADET niya. (Ka-date)
Mention
Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang MENTION. (Mansion)
Borrow
Ang dumi naman ng BORROW mo. (Baro)
Caesarean
Lintek,anak, mag-ingat ka, CAESAREAN mo iyang laruan mo. (Sisirain)
Contemplate
Pare, ang dami-daming pagkain, pero CONTEMPLATE. (Konti ang plate)
Artesia (A city in California)
Nako naman, ang ganda-ganda ng bebot na 'yon, per, ma-ARTESIA. (arte siya)
Cardiac
Na-CARDIAC 'yong kotse ni Pedro noong isang gabi. (Carjack)
Centurion
Na-CENTURION si Pedro ng tatay niya dahil sa kalokohan niya. (Sinturon)
Dedicate
'pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong DEDICATE iyan. (Didikit)
Delicacy
Bagal mo...DELICACY mahuhuli na tayo. (Dali Kasi)
Depreciate
Sister, DEPRECIATE already, kaya puede na tayong kumain. (The priest ate)
Diffusion
Brownout....siguradong DIFFUSION pumutok. (The fuse 'yon)
Laity
Tag-LAITY si Imelda Marcos. (Leyte)

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