As doctors, we have also our imperfections. We also have moments where we really don’t mean what we say to our patients or we just don’t know what we’re faced with. We make up our own styles in dealing with the situation, and this article is a funny interpretation of our statements. "ANONG PROBLEMA NATIN...?" He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue. "PAANO NA NGA ULIT NAG-UMPISA YAN...?" I'm stalling for time. "KUNG DI MAWALA ANG SAKIT AFTER A WEEK, BALIK KA ULIT." I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself. "(TO SECRETARY), PAKI-HANAP NAMAN MEDICAL RECORD NI MAM." I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending anymore time with you. "MERON AKONG good news and bad news." The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it. "KAILANGAN KAYO MA-OPERAHAN AGAD." I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next mon...